D.A. Of The Day

CAR RIP OFF GETS ECLIPSED

A Florida crook had his sunny outlook dimmed on Monday when he got busted for driving off in a stolen car, then pulling over to watch the solar eclipse.

Jocsan Feliciano Rosado swiped the ride in Orange County but didn't simply hit the open road. Instead, he stopped at a home-improvement store to purchase a welder's mask, which he slipped on to view the once-in-a-lifetime nationwide Eclipse -- allowing cops to nab him shortly before peak totality.

To add insult to injury, Rosado was told that welder's masks aren't even approved for eclipse viewing. Sun of a gun!

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TIGER WOODS: NUDE PICS LEAKED

While most celeb nude hackings have involved females, Tiger Woods is among the latest batch of victims. 

The pro golfer, who made headlines earlier in the year for a DUI arrest, is one of several famous names whose naked selfies recently hit the internet.

According to TMZ, it was his ex-girlfriend Lindsey Vonn's phone that was hacked. The cyber thieves also got nudies of the Olympic skier. Other victims include Miley Cyrus, Kristen Stewart and Katharine McPhee.

Tiger's lawyer Marty Singer has already threatened website CelebJihad with a lawsuit if it doesn't remove the pics.

BILL COSBY: LAWYERS UP AGAIN...

Bill Cosby has hired the lawyer who helped get Michael Jackson acquitted during his 2005 child molestation trial.

In a statement, a Cosby spokesman said Tom Mesereau will lead a new legal team that will defend the comedian at his November 6th retrial on sexual assault charges.

Cosby's first trial ended in June with a hung jury. The two lawyers who represented him, Brian J. McMonagle and Angela Agrusa, recently asked to leave the case.

Mesereau also helped to get actor Robert Blake acquitted of murder.

MILES TELLER: ENGAGED..

Over the weekend, Miles Teller proposed to model Keleigh Sperry.

Her sister spilled the beans on Instagram. The happy couple posed for an adorable engagement photo featuring elephants in the background. Keleigh’s sister wrote, (quote) “These two got engaged while on an African Safari over the weekend!! Can't believe the last Sperry girl is engaged! Love both of you guys to pieces and so incredibly happy for this new chapter in your love story!”

He was eager to propose since celebrating his 30th birthday in February. Since Keleigh’s sister had a wedding last month, Miles patiently waited “so as not to upstage her big day.” The banner on Keleigh's Twitter account shows the entire wedding party.

ROSE BYRNE: PREGNANT WITH SECOND CHILD

Congratulations to Rose Byrne and her longtime boyfriend, actor Bobby Cannavale, who are expecting their second child.

The actress confirmed the news during an interview with Jones magazine. "I'm a little tired but feeling good," she said after a photo shoot for the publication. "Everyone was very sweet on set today, and you always get a little bit more attention when you're pregnant, which is fabulous."

Rose and Bobby, who've been dating since 2012, welcomed their first child, son Rocco Robin Cannavale, in February 2016.