A Montana man was busted for threatening to turn a stranger into roadkill after they got into a fight over a huge piece of roadkill lying at the side of a highway.
Kenrick Workman bolted from his house to confront two men who had pulled over to observe an elk that had been struck by a passing car -- and when they told him they were waiting for the animal to die so they could harvest it for meat, he pulled a gun and said he'd shoot unless they hoofed it out of there.
The victims fled, but called 911 to report the incident to sheriffs, who were soon at Workman's door, where they arrested him for DUI-related warrants as well as what deputies called the worst case of elk rage the county had seen in ages.
THOSE AREN'T MINE..
A Florida woman huffed and puffed when jail guards found that she was stuffed -- with a bag of prescription pills that she swore were tucked into her lady parts without her knowledge.
Dusty Rae Ingram was being processed into the Okaloosa County Jail when a strip search turned up a baggie containing a variety of drugs hidden inside her body. She told the corrections officer that she had no idea how the pills had gotten there, and insisted that she had a prescription for all of them, though she couldn't produce that.
After she was read her rights, Ingram submitted to questioning and admitted she knew she was not allowed to bring pills into the jail. She now faces felony charges for the attempted smuggling.
THESE CROOKS HAVE A REAL POTTY MOUTH:
Police in Australia are asking for the public's help in identifying thieves who tried to steal fuel from a tour bus. The only thing police know about them is that they likely have really bad breath.
Cops say the thief, or thieves, attempted to siphon gasoline from the parked bus, but instead of the gas tank, they tapped into the sewage tank and likely learned of their mistake the hard way. No gasoline was taken, so whatever they siphoned from the bus left them with a real potty mouth.
Police say they're looking for the poo-petrators but have no interest in retrieving the stolen goods.
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