The D.A. Of The Day - 1/21/16

NOT EGGS-ACTLY STABLE

A Virginia man was taken into police custody after he went hog wild -- by causing a ruckus on his neighbor's property while carrying a loaded gun and "a bag of suspicious bacon."

The neighbor called 911 after he went out to check on why his dogs were barking non-stop, and found Evan Patrick Cater lying in the dirt behind their kennel, masked, armed and intoxicated. The victim went back to his home to wait for deputies, who arrived on the scene to find Cater in a different part of the yard, still carrying the handgun and the bacon, which was "covered in an unknown oily substance."

Officers asked Cater to return to his own home, but he refused, saying he was just relaxing and not doing anything illegal. He was booked on charges of trespassing, public intoxication and carrying a gun while intoxicated.

CONVICT LEAVES JAIL, GOES BACK IN THE SAME DAY

An English woman is back in jail, just hours after she completed a three-and-a-half-year prison sentence.

32-year-old Louise Omari-Cole was released from a prison where she had served time for robbery -- and decided to celebrate her freedom by getting drunk and attacking a taxi driver. According to police, Omari-Cole had argued with the driver over the fare and got violent when he threatened to call the cops.

The driver claims that Omari-Cole and her friend took turns punching him and hitting him with a bottle. Officers eventually arrived at the scene and arrested both women. Later at the police station, Omari-Cole kicked the officers and bit one of them on the thigh.

She pleaded guilty to assault and criminal damage, and will spend the next year and 10 months in jail. Her partner in crime received an eight-month sentence. 

MONK BUGS OUT AND SLASHES TIRES:

A Buddhist monk in England is behind bars after he went on a crazy tire-slashing rampage -- and it was all because he'd stepped on an insect.

Julian Grew told police he was angry that he'd accidentally killed a bug, which is against his religious beliefs, and wanted to take out his frustration on something that wasn't a living creature. So he slashed the tires on 162 parked cars. 

The 45-year-old man, a recluse who's been living in the woods for the last decade, was arrested after authorities identified him in surveillance footage. He pleaded guilty to criminal damage and has been sentenced to 11 weeks in prison.