The D.A. Of The Day - Friday, Jan. 8th

DID YOU TRY SAYING PLEASE?:

A Florida woman got a really bad reception when asking her grandpa to let her move her cats into his home -- so she decided to smack him over the head with her cell phone!

Kelsie Shreve threw a hissy fit when 78-year-old Kenneth Shreve closed a window in his kitchen and told her he wasn't feelin' like having felines share his living space. She reportedly shoved the elderly man against the window frame before using her smart phone in the dumbest way possible -- opening up cuts to her grandpa's nose and eyebrow.

The younger woman was still there when cops responded to the 911 call, and she insisted that she was the victim in the incident, which was just the latest in a series of family issues. Both parties filed for orders of protection.

REGISTRY OFFENDERS:



A Michigan couple who'd just gotten engaged at their local Walmart found a unique way to prepare for their honeymoon -- by shoplifting sex toys from another shop in the same mall.

William Cornelius popped the question over the public address system at the big box store, then decided to celebrate by throwing his fiancee an off-the-cuff bridal shower -- during which he went to Spencer's Gifts and stole a couple of sexual devices, a pair of edible panties and a box of "sex candy." Security guards called cops, who found Cornelius in the food court, where he'd fallen asleep in the middle of tying his shoes.

The woman, whose name was not released, was found in possession of several items of jewelry, which she said Cornelius had stolen. She was also wearing an engagement ring, but had a Walmart receipt for $29.62 for that.

BONGING IN THE NEW YEAR:

Some Pizza Hut workers in Cypress, California had to work on New Year's Eve, but that didn't stop them from partying and now they're starting 2016 unemployed.

These pizza makers made two big mistakes. First, they decided to take hits from a bong. Then, they decided to take video of themselves taking hits from a bong. The video, of course, went viral and Pizza Hut was forced to fire the two pot heads. 

The chain said in a statement, "There is no tolerance for this kind of activity at any of our restaurants. The local franchise owner took swift action and the employees involved will no longer work for Pizza Hut."