D.A. OF THE DAY

WEIRD NEWS: Selfie-ish Workers Charged


A couple of EMS workers in Florida are out of a job and facing felony charges after they engaged in an inappropriate selfie competition.

According to an investigation, 33-year-old Christopher Wimmer and 24-year-old Kayla Dubois took selfies inside of ambulances with patients to see who could take the best photos. Many of the patients photographed were unconscious, drunk or heavily sedated. They then shared their photos with each other and even showed them off to other medics -- who ultimately turned them in to police.

In one case, Wimmer is photographed while holding open the eyelids of a sedated patient. In another, he's sitting next to an elderly woman with her breast exposed. Both Wimmer and Dubois are facing various felony charges.

WEIRD NEWS: Son Is a Real Chik-Fil-a-Hole


If this Florida mother has been waiting for a sign to know when to kick her 30-year-old mooch of a son to the curb, this is probably it.

The 55-year-old woman brought home Chik-Fil-A for her son, Derek Foreman, and was attacked because that wasn't what he wanted to eat. Police say they got into an argument, and Foreman head-butted his mother in the face, leaving her with a split lower lip. He suffered a small cut to his nose.

Foreman was arrested for domestic battery and jailed. He was later released on the condition that he have no contact with his mother and must wear a device that monitors his alcohol intake.



WEIRD NEWS: Man With Greatest Alias Arrested


A Florida man was arrested for assaulting a police officer, but it's the hilarious alias he gave officers that's getting him a lot of attention.

Police responded to a domestic disturbance call at the home of 37-year-old Jeffrey Forrest Poole. When the officer got to the door, Poole walked out and threatened, "I will beat every cop's ass" and attempted to punch the officer in the face. Poole was arrested and charged with assault on a police officer and resisting arrest.

According to the official police report, when the officer asked Poole to identify himself, he identified himself as "Dickface Johnson."