A Florida woman really hit the roof after a barroom fight with her husband -- and she ended up riding on top of it for six miles down as he drove down the highway, refusing to let her down.
Richard Addy says he and his wife were both pretty wasted at the end of a long bar crawl over the weekend, so when they got into a scuffle after their final cocktail, he decided to drive off without her. The 69-year-old Addy headed for home, but when he pulled up at the first red light he hit, he heard his spouse, Elizabeth, pounding on the roof and asking him to stop.
He didn't. In fact, he continued on for a full six miles, with Elizabeth screaming the entire way, until he was flagged down by a trooper, who noted "a strong odor of alcohol" on his breath. The cop did not test him for blood alcohol, but charged him with reckless driving and permitting a passenger to ride on the exterior of a vehicle.
SMELL YA LATER, DATER..
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his nose -- or so says a new dating service that attempts to match you to your soulmate based on how you smell.
According to the man behind New York-based Smell Dating, "Most normal dating services, you rely on profile pictures, assumptions that come from visual information. You either really like the smell of someone or you don’t. It’s much more innate.” Prospective sniffers and sniffees need to sign up, then wear a T-shirt for three days and nights, with no deodorant, and wait for your ideal match to follow their nose to you.
Smell Dating will set up an exchange of contact information, but if the person you get matched with seems off, the site's FAQ says, "Trust yourself, your nose knows."
Sounds like the pits to us.
HE'S CRACKED HIS CHALUPA:
A Massachusetts man was angry that he couldn't make a run for the border at his local Taco Bell, so he decided to do the next best thing -- and made a run for the joint's ATM, crashing his car into it at an estimated 80 miles per hour.
Derrick C. LaForest reportedly pulled into the drive-thru at the eatery and laid on his horn for two solid minutes in hopes someone would take his order, but when told he couldn't get a Chalupa, he was thrown for a loop -- and hit the gas. He blasted into the building with such force that he knocked himself unconscious.
The 42-year-old, who admitted he was "hangry" after an evening out, told police he didn't remember hitting the building and had "no idea" how it happened, but said he'd driven over from a bar about three miles away from Taco Bell.
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