Friday, December 11, 2015

TODAY'S IDIOT - FRIDAY DECEMBER 11TH



WOMAN BITES TJ MAXX EMPLOYEE WHILE TRYING TO STEAL THESE...


A White Plains woman allegedly bit a TJ Maxx employee’s thumb after he tried to retrieve the underwear she had stolen from the Rutland store, reports the Rutland Herald.

A New York woman is behind bars after she bit a TJ Maxx employee who tried to stop her from stealing underwear from the store.

33-year-old Candace Alberti was spotted putting the underwear into her purse and was approached by a store employee. But as he tried to retrieve the stolen merchandise, the panty pilferer kicked him, slapped his glasses off his face and bit his thumb.

Alberti was arrested and is facing more than a year behind bars.


NAKED CALIFORNIA MAN SHIPPED OFF TO JAIL AFTER STEALING FEDEX TRUCK

Albert Luna
A naked California man was shipped overnight to jail after he carjacked a FedEx delivery truck.

Police say 19-year-old Albert Luna hopped into the truck as the driver was unloading a package from the back and demanded he hand over the keys. The driver did and then ran to a nearby residence to call police. Meanwhile, Luna started up the truck and was going to speed away but couldn't figure out how to drive it. He eventually gave up and fled on foot, still completely naked. Cops eventually found him and arrested him for carjacking. It's unknown why he was naked.


MUSHROOM DUDE LOOKS LIKE A FUNGI


Mushroom mugshot


A Pennsylvania man was arrested after he invited cops into his apartment where he was growing 70 psychedelic mushroom plants.

Police responded to a disturbance call inside a public housing complex and found 41-year-old David Kalb standing outside a neighbor's apartment. He told them he lost the key to his apartment and was trying to get a spare from his neighbor. So officers accompanied him as he retrieved the extra key and walked him back to his apartment. Once they got there, Kalb invited the officer inside and they quickly spotted the mushroom plants and other drug paraphernalia.

Kalb was arrested on a number of drug-related charges and is going to be evicted from his public housing. But you wouldn't know how much trouble he's in by looking at his happy mugshot.

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