Friday, December 18, 2015

Today's IDIOT: Friday, December 18th



MAKING A LIST, BREAKING LAWS TWICE!

Alleged thief included 'Shop Lift' on a To Do list found by police

A California couple gave a whole new meaning to organized crime by getting arrested on theft charges -- while carrying a to-do list that included an entry reading "steal mail and shoplift."
Gary Withers and Kristina Green were pulled over by cops after an Amazon delivery driver phoned 911 to report that two people were tailing his truck and picking up the packages he'd been leaving along his route. Deputies searched their vehicle and found “a carful of stuff,” including five stolen packages and mail addressed to more than a dozen addresses.
Besides the pilfered packages, cops found a stash of meth, a loaded gun and the shopping list, which was hand-scrawled on a sheet of notebook paper.

REINDEER-DRAWN BEER SLEIGH...YES, PLEASE...


If you're in England and you see a reindeer-driven sleigh carrying packages, it's not Father Christmas delivering gifts for all you little boys and girls. It's better.
A local brewery is “lowering its carbon hoofprint” by delivering kegs of beer directly to pubs via reindeer. Box Steam Brewery has two reindeer named Comet and Cupid, and these beer-hauling animals started working earlier this week. Their first delivery was to a pub five miles away.
But they're looking to expand the service. The managing director of the brewery says, "We'd be delighted to export to the North Pole, and we can lend a helping hand if there happened to be any large-scale gift distribution businesses in that region experiencing a seasonal rush."

SHOP WITH A COP PROGRAM LANDS MAN IN JAIL


An annual Kentucky state police program invites kids to do some holiday shopping with troopers, but it landed one of the kids' fathers in jail for shoplifting.
The state police hold the Shop With a Trooper program to give back to the community and show kids that police officers aren't bad people. But while one kid walked around a Walmart store picking out toys with a trooper, his dad was walking out of the store with a drill he hadn't paid for. A store employee caught him leaving with the item and immediately notified the officers inside, who placed him under arrest.
The state police say they're appalled by what happened but will continue the Shop With a Trooper program.

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