THIS GUY HAS AN EYE FOR TROUBLE:
A Florida man had his eye on a couple of big-screen TVs on display at Wal-Mart, but when he tried to swipe them, he almost put out that eye -- by dropping them onto his face as he tried to get away.
Marcelo Mastroianni loaded a 55-inch set and a 60-inch model into a shopping cart, then swung by sporting goods, where he stuck a BB gun into his pocket. The 38-year-old wheeled the cart out the door without paying, but when he tried to load up his car, he fell and ended up smashing both boxes into his right eye.
In a strange twist, a worker who thought Mastroianni had paid for the sets started to help him pick them up -- but his girlfriend, who was waiting in the car, revealed that she thought he forgot to pay for them. The worker called cops, who met the shoplifter at a nearby hospital, where he was treated for a fractured eye socket.
Mastroianni is charged with felony grand theft.
Marcelo Mastroianni loaded a 55-inch set and a 60-inch model into a shopping cart, then swung by sporting goods, where he stuck a BB gun into his pocket. The 38-year-old wheeled the cart out the door without paying, but when he tried to load up his car, he fell and ended up smashing both boxes into his right eye.
In a strange twist, a worker who thought Mastroianni had paid for the sets started to help him pick them up -- but his girlfriend, who was waiting in the car, revealed that she thought he forgot to pay for them. The worker called cops, who met the shoplifter at a nearby hospital, where he was treated for a fractured eye socket.
Mastroianni is charged with felony grand theft.
WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE:
A Florida man wanted to earn some good karma by visiting a pal in jail -- but ended up creating bad "car-ma" by crashing his auto through the building while high on drugs.
Patrick Rempe caused a huge commotion when he rammed his Toyota into the front doors of Building C at Indian County Jail in the wee hours of Tuesday morning. When the vehicle wouldn't move, Rempe hopped out and tried to climb a fence, but ended up getting tangled in the razor wire and spitting on officers who tried to free him.
The 22-year-old, who was babbling semi-coherently, told corrections officers he only wanted to get into the facility to visit a friend. He may get a chance to spend some quality time with the pal, since he faces charges including aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer, felony criminal mischief and driving under the influence.
HOLD THE SPIT:
Cops in Louisiana arrested a Dairy Queen employee after he served a burger to a police officer who didn't appreciate the extra topping he didn't ask for.
The officer ordered a burger and thought something looked a little fishy. He saw what appeared to look like spit on top of the bun, and after checking out the surveillance footage, he noticed that the employee who'd served him -- 21-year-old Elijah Johnson -- took the bun aside, spit on it, and then served it. Making matters even worse, and more disgusting, is that Johnson also allegedly suffers from herpes.
Johnson was arrested and booked on counts including mingling harmful substances.
THIS GUY IS MAID FOR JAIL
Authorities in Florida busted up a prostitution ring and made 95 arrests, but one john in particular has gotten a lot of attention.
68-year-old David Marsh answered an online ad posted by an undercover police officer and rode his bicycle to a nearby hotel, where he "solicited the undercover female detective to dominate him." Police say he rode his bike because his driver's license had been taken away after a previous drunk driving arrest.
Officers stormed the hotel room and surprised Marsh, who was standing there wearing a French maid's outfit, a chastity belt and a dog collar around his neck. They arrested hum for soliciting prostitution -- and made sure to snap a photo of him in his get-up to share with the Internet.
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