THIS GUY IS A REAL GAS..
A police officer in Pennsylvania recently arrested a drunk driver whose blood-alcohol level was the least offensive part of the incident.
Officer Philip Mainiero wrote in his report that he arrested 52-year-old John Flores Rivera for driving while intoxicated. As he tried to get the driver out of the car to to perform a field sobriety test, Rivera farted and stated, "That’s for you." He then smelled the air and added, "That’s what pork and mashed potatoes will do."
Rivera was not charged for his offensive air attack, only driving while intoxicated. He was cited for disorderly conducted for refusing to place his hands behind his back.
MR. ZOPITTYBOP ARRESTED...
A Washington State man who legally changed his name to Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop is back behind bars, where he's spent quite a bit of time over the past few years.
The 34-year-old, who was born Jeffrey Wilschke, changed his name in 2011 and immediately made headlines after being arrested in 2012 and 2013. He was arrested again this week after he assaulted two police officers at Evergreen State College in Washington.
According to police, an officer spotted Zopittybop-bop-bop tearing down flyers at the college's library and ordered him to stop. But he tried to run away, and the officer eventually tackled him. Zoppittybop-bop-bop then fought with the cop and tried to take his gun.
He bit his finger several times and tried to stab him with a pen. Despite being tasered a few times, he was able to escape and ran away again until another officer caught up to him and hit him with a baton. But that didn't stop him either, and he was eventually subdued by a third officer.
Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop has been charged with multiple counts of assault, malicious mischief and harassment. He's being held on $50,000 bail.
HEY JUDGE.. WANNA BUY SOME PILLS???
A good businessman knows where to find a potential customer. Christopher Durkin of Pennsylvania is a really bad businessman.
The 35-year-old drug dealer was arrested after he tried to sell illegal pills to someone in traffic court. Durkin had just appeared before a judge to face one count of driving under suspicion when he walked up to another person in the courtroom and started talking to them. A sheriff's deputy spotted him talking and asked him to leave the courtroom.
As Durkin left the room, the other person told the deputy that he had just offered to sell him Suboxone pills. The officer was able to catch up with Durkin in the hallway and found two doses of the painkiller in his pocket. He was arrested for possession and possession with the intent to deliver.
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