Friday, February 5, 2016

THE D.A. OF THE DAY - FRIDAY FEB. 5TH



THE INK DON'T LIE:


Rarely do you see a man with the word "psycho" tattooed across his forehead doing something positive in the community, so it's no surprise that Charles White is behind bars.

The 44-year-old Tennessee man is in jail on charges of aggravated assault after he allegedly stabbed another man in the stomach. Cops who arrived at the scene of the incident were pretty certain they had the right guy because of his "psycho" tattoo and the word "Nazi" inked on his throat.

Not surprisingly, White is a convicted felon who has spent some time in state prison and can probably expect to spend a lot more time in a cell. The victim, 34-year-old Jess Miller, is recovering in the hospital. 

THE FORCE IS WEAK WITH THESE TWO:


A drunk guy in Denmark has been ordered to pay a fine for disturbing the peace after he and a drinking buddy got into what might possibly be the nerdiest argument ever.

Police were called to a home after neighbors reported two young men having a loud argument. Officers found two extremely drunk Star Wars fanatics in a fierce disagreement about the strength of The Republic -- seriously

One of the teens was charged with disturbing the peace and gave officers a hard time when he identified himself as Count Dooku -- the Jedi Master-turned-Sith Lord played by the late actor Christopher Lee in two Star Wars prequels. He eventually gave cops his real name and was slapped with a fine. 

THE BUTT CRACK BANDIT STRIKES AGAIN:



Police in Florida are trying to crack the case of an armed robbery involving two crooks, one gun and an exposed butt crack.

The Fort Lauderdale Police Department has released surveillance video of the robbery in the hopes that someone will identify the saggy pants-wearing perpetrator or his butt crack. 
In the clip, the "Butt Crack Bandit," as he's been dubbed by the media, and a male accomplice drive up to a couple and point a gun at them. The accomplice then appears to swipe a backpack from the victims, run back to the car and drive away. 




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