TODAY'S D.A. OF THE DAY - 2/2/16

GIVE ME A BREAK...REALLY???

A British law student recently broke off a piece of a Kit Kat bar and was disappointed to find no crispy wafer inside. Obviously there was some sort of mistake, but Saima Ahmad wasn't amused. In fact, she claims she was emotionally scarred.

The second-year law student says she bought an eight-pack of Kit Kats and believes Nestle owes her more than just an apology. She wants a LIFETIME supply of Kit Kats because the wafer-less candy she bit into caused her "monetary and emotional" distress. Ahmad says, "I wouldn't rule out taking this further if Nestle do not apologize or compensate me adequately." 

Nestle has not yet responded to Ahmad's demands, but it did admit that sometimes in the production process, the crispy wafers are accidentally left out of Kit Kats. 

LOCATION IS EVERYTHING...

It is said that the most important factor in real estate is location, location, location, and although it's quite different, the same should be said for a meth lab. 

Two men in Maine are under arrest after they decided to build a meth lab, in all places, directly across the street from a police station. 

Cops were suspicious of activity inside the small apartment building in Lewiston, Maine and investigated the property. 

They discovered a meth lab and immediately evacuated the building. 29-year-old Joseph Marcous and 28-year-old Samuel Johnson were arrested and charged with unlawful operation of a methamphetamine lab. Other charges are pending.

COP MISTAKEN FOR STRIPPER:

A police officer in England was investigating some activity going on inside a building and ended up having to run away from a bunch of sex-crazed middle-aged women.

Officer Mike Ober spotted an open door at a social club and decided to take a peek inside to see what was going on. What he didn't realize is that he walked right into a woman's 50th birthday party that was packed with women expecting a male stripper to arrive at the exact moment Ober walked in.

The women assumed that Ober was the stripper dressed as a cop and immediately went wild. Ober tells the BBC that once he realized what was going on, he had to "beat a hasty retreat," which is an English way of saying "get the heck out of there." He says that as he was running out of there, the real stripper was walking in. Ober said he was flattered by their reaction.