THE D.A. OF THE DAY - FRIDAY FEB. 12TH

 

MAN SWIPES BADGES WHILE BEING QUESTIONED BY POLICE

Cops managed to pin a charge of theft on a Pennsylvania man -- after he stole several officers' badges during questioning on a completely unrelated charge.

Robert Dingeldein had been brought into the station after a call about a domestic dispute. He was put into a separate office from the woman who was also being questioned in that incident, and was left alone for a few moments, which gave him time to rifle through a desk and swipe four badges.

Police didn't realize the theft had happened until someone else returned one of the stolen badges, which led them to question a number of people who'd been through the station in the past weeks. Dingeldein ended up giving up the three badges that were in his possession, but refused to admit he'd stolen them, saying he "wasn't exactly sure" how he ended up with them. 

THIS MOTORMOUTH'S BRAIN AND CAR WERE IN NEUTRAL

Things aren't looking so rosy for a Florida woman who was hauled off to jail for blocking traffic to deliver a nonsense rant about a local flower shop -- and then attacking a cop who tried to get her to move along.

Deputies were called to a busy intersection after Patricia Jean Aaron parked her car and began shouting at other motorists, leading to a major traffic backup. One of the responding officers says that when he approached Aaron, she changed the topic of conversation to Cox Communications, her pets, and the fact that “we are fighting the same war.”

Aaron, who the cop recognized from “numerous past incidents,” then lunged at him and grabbed him by the neck, at which point he slapped the cuffs on her. 

WELL THAT'S ONE WAY TO END A MEETING:

Nothing ends a long, boring meeting quite as effectively as a woman squirting breast milk at everyone.

A Ukrainian woman got so fed up, and probably very engorged, during a meeting that didn't appear to be ending anytime soon. So as two men continued to argue, she pulled her breast from her blouse and started squirting milk all over them. A colleague captured the milk-leaking moment on video and then posted it, appropriately, to LiveLeak.  

The incident reportedly occurred at a recent law conference in Ukraine that had gone on for 14 hours.