WOMAN CRASHES HER OWN FUNERAL:
An Australian woman got the perfect revenge on her husband, who'd arranged to have her killed, by showing up at her own funeral and scaring the life out of him.
Noela Rukundo was kidnapped by armed thugs who drove her to an abandoned building, where she was tied up and held at gunpoint. She was blindfolded as she heard her abductors talking to someone on speakerphone and then fainted after she heard her husband's voice on the phone say, "Kill her."
When she finally came to, the kidnappers told her that her husband had paid them thousands of dollars to kill her, but that they weren't going to because they didn't want to kill a woman. They said they would simply keep the money and tell her husband that they'd finished the job. They then dropped her off on the side of a road and let her go.
Meanwhile, her husband told friends and family that Noela had died in a tragic accident and welcomed mourners to his home to pay their respects. When everyone finally left, Noela walked out of her car and greeted her husband, who panicked and asked if she was a ghost. Noela told her story to the police who arrested her husband. He's been sentenced to nine years in prison.
SWEATER SWIPER SWEATS IT OUT:
A Florida crook didn't break a sweat during a two-theft Thursday, in which he stole a sweater from a store, then returned to try pilfering some beer -- without removing the stolen garment.
The man, who's still on the lam, walked into a Daytona Beach Walmart and slipped on what's described as a "distinctive looking" sweater before he headed for the exit without paying. While his image was captured on surveillance tape, guards didn't react quickly enough to nab him -- but he gave them a second chance when he returned a few hours later, still wearing the sweater, and tried to swipe a four-pack of Bud Ice.
This time, the suspect was stopped, but he offered to put back the beer, explaining he didn't want to get arrested for carrying an illegal gun, which he flashed at employees before fleeing the scene. Cops are still on the lookout.
A Vermont man gave a whole new meaning to "cat burglar" after he broke into a former neighbor's house, pulled a gun and stole her pet kitty!
The victim says she was startled by a noise in her basement and went downstairs to find Mark Frady sitting on the floor with a lollipop in his mouth, smoking a joint and watching television. She yelled to her son, who came down to confront Frady, but the intruder brandished a weapon and grabbed the family cat.
The 51-year-old was arrested and charged with burglary and unlawful trespassing. The cat didn't even need to go through one of its nine lives and was returned totally unharmed.
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