D.A. Of The Day - 9/25

COPS SNATCH DRUG DEALER:

An Arkansas woman is facing charges of drug possession and forgery after police found three syringes and drugs hidden inside her private lady parts.

Cops say they stopped Tracy McCoy for reckless driving and had her take a field sobriety test. She insisted that she hadn't been drinking and only took some prescription medicine, but officers brought her back to the station to provide a urine sample and that's when they realized something wasn't right. McCoy was unable to urinate and officers figured out why. It turns out she had stashed three syringes and a folded-up $20 bill inside her vagina. Wrapped inside the bill was a white pill that turned out to be a prescription pain pill.

She was immediately arrested, but before being thrown into the slammer, she made sure to do something to ensure that her next family gathering will be very awkward. She forged her sister’s signature on the arrest paperwork.

LONGHORN SNAKEHOUSE:

A Virginia woman visited a Longhorn Steakhouse but somehow got the long poisonous fang of a copperhead snake.

Rachel Myrick says she was walking through the restaurant to her table when she felt a sharp pain in her left foot. At first, she thought she'd been stung by a bee and kept walking, but the pain intensified, and when she reached down to feel her foot, she felt something moving. That's when she noticed an eight-inch copperhead snake and freaked out.

She screamed, "I got bit, I got bit" and then her boyfriend and her son ran over and stepped on the snake until it was dead. EMTs took her to the hospital, where she spent the next 11 days receiving anti-venom injections. But even though she's home now, she says she still deals with a lot of pain, and doctors have warned her that it may take several months for her to recover.

BANK ROBBER LOSES GAME OF CHICKEN:

A Florida man got himself into a bucket of trouble by pulling off a big bank heist -- and then walking right next door to buy himself lunch at Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Samuel Jevon Reaves entered the Wells Fargo branch and told a teller he needed money, but when the teller asked if he had a debit card, he responded, “This is a robbery. Give me all your money in the bank.” She handed over about $10,000, which he scooped up and calmly walked out -- crossing the parking lot with another bank employee following close behind.

The 32-year-old went into the KFC, ordered a meal, and took it to a table, where he bummed a cigarette from another patron -- before police arrived to cuff him and charge him with the robbery