The DA Of The Day - Tuesday March 15th

 

MARCH SHOWERS BRING APRIL JAIL TIME

A Florida man is in hot water after being hauled off to jail for drunkenly breaking into the house of a complete stranger -- to take a shower.

Cops were dispatched to a home in Spring Hill after a panicked teenage girl called 911 to report that she heard banging on the walls of a bathroom in her home, when she was supposed to be the only person there. When officers arrived, they found Joshua Lee Noble sitting in the tub naked, with the shower turned on full blast.

After simply yelling "babe" a few times, he told the deputies he lived there and explained his bloodshot eyes and slurred speech by saying he'd had one drink at a bar with his wife, but got separated from her on the way home. Noble couldn't explain how he'd gotten got into the home and said he didn't know how he got there.

He was charged with one count of trespassing.

TAYLOR SWIFT'S HUSBAND ARRESTED

A Tennessee man was arrested after he forced his way into a home and claimed he was trying to find Taylor Swift, whom he said was his wife.

Police say 26-year-old Paul Herrin opened the front door to the house and was confronted by the homeowner, who thought he was a tenant coming by to pay his rent. But Herrin forced his way inside and demanded to see his wife, Taylor Swift. According to the homeowner, Herrin said he was there to "save Taylor Swift, his wife, and that he had every right to search the residence."

Cops arrived, and after an investigation that took about one second, determined that Herrin is not married to Taylor Swift and arrested him for aggravated burglary. 

THE GIRL ON THIS BUS GOES CHOMP, CHOMP, CHOMP

An 18-year-old high school student in North Carolina has been arrested for assault after she channeled her inner Mike Tyson and chewed off another student's ear.

Amber Romero got into a fight with a 16-year-old student on the school bus after the younger girl threw a lunch bag at her. The two slapped each other and pulled each other's hair, and then Romero chomped down on the other girl's ear and bit off her earlobe.

Romero, who has a prior assault conviction, was charged with felony assault and locked up on $15,000 bail.