BAT S#@! CRAZY
A Florida government office had to be shut down after 10 pounds of bat feces was found inside the attic.
Either there are vampires living inside the Department of Business and Professional Regulation or there's a hole in the roof that needs to be filled in. A toxicologist has closed the office until all of the bat poop can be safely removed.
The department released photos of the piles of guano, just in case anyone wants to see what a huge mound of bat dookie looks like.
CAPTAIN AMERICA'S MOST WANTED:
Captain America has gone from good to evil, and now he's wanted by Texas police for robbing a beauty supplies store.
Surveillance footage shows two men, one wearing a black hooded sweatshirt and the other a Captain America costume, stuffing merchandise into a bag before leaving the store and fleeing in an SUV. Police are asking the public for help in finding Captain America and turning him over to the Justice League -- or to the Plano Police Department.
ICE, ICE, DUMMY...
A Canadian woman was tossed in the cooler by cops who managed to haul her in after she'd briefly given them the slip -- by riding a huge piece of ice down a local river.
Philicity Rhea Lafrenier broke into a stranger's home and stole some items before driving her pickup truck to the banks of the Nechako River, where she hopped onto an ice floe and headed downstream. She was close enough to shore that officers, along with police dogs, pursued her on land as she steered the large chunk of ice for more than a mile.
As cops got closer, Lafrenier set a fire on the ice in an effort to burn the stolen goods, so deputies wouldn't have evidence of her crime, but she ultimately drifted onto shore, where she was captured. The arresting officer said, "It's definitely a first. It's something we've never come across and probably never will again in our careers."
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