DRINKING A BEER WITH THE COOKIE MONSTER:
A Florida woman clearly wanted to get baked while enjoying her baker, so she wandered into a stranger's house to scarf down a plate of cookies -- and chase them with a nice, cold beer.
Tammy Roseman strolled up to a home in Indian River County and saw the owner standing by the front door, chatting with a friend. Without saying a word, she brushed past the men and opened the front door, heading right to the kitchen, where she grabbed a Corona from the fridge, then sat down at the kitchen table to enjoy it.
Roseman spotted the cookies on a counter and helped herself to a bunch of those before running around the house banging on doors and waking up another resident who was sleeping -- as might be expected, since it was after 11 p.m. The homeowner called 911 to summon cops, who showed up and removed the trespasser.
The 44-year-old denied any wrongdoing and insisted that she had been invited in for beer and cookies.
NO GOOD DEED...
A Massachusetts man named Kayvon Mavaddat may not be the most law-abiding citizen, but you can't say he impolite.
The 28-year-old was walking into a shopping mall and kindly held the door open for a police officer who was leaving. But no good deed goes unpunished, and it's his politeness that ultimately landed him in trouble. The cop thought his door-holder looked a little familiar, so he went to his cruiser and did some poking around on the computer. He discovered that Mavaddat had three three warrants out for his arrest -- for heroin possession, shoplifting and driving with a suspended license.
The officer ran back into the mall and arrested him.
HOLY COW! IT'S RAINING...
You've heard of it raining cats and dogs, but cows? Now that's udderly ridiculous.
It's not so crazy for residents in a German village who recently found a large cow that had apparently fallen out of the sky. It may sound like a load of bull, but it really happened in southwestern Germany. Residents recalled hearing a loud bang before noticing that a cow had fallen onto a house and caused a lot of damage to the roof.
They found the bovine laying on her back in the garden looking a little disoriented but with only minor injuries. Police believe the cow, which they determined likely escaped from a herd four miles away, fell off a cliff and landed on the house.
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