WEIRD NEWS: A Couple of Pains in the Grass
A Missouri couple gave new meaning to "The Show Me State" the other night after getting wasted and stripping totally nude for a late night joyride -- on a stolen lawn mower.
Cops responded to a report of a theft near the town of Joplin and spotted the vehicle parked in the front yard of a home, so an officer knocked on the door and roused a 55-year-old man, who admitted he and his girlfriend had "borrowed" the mower the night before. The man, whose name was not released, said the couple had been skinny-dipping in a creek, and came out to find their clothes had been stolen -- so they decided to hop on the mower and head home.
According to the police report, theft charges were being sought with the Jasper County prosecutor's office.
MAN SUES STRIP CLUB FOR “COERCING” HIM TO SPEND A BUNCH OF MONEY
Cops responded to a report of a theft near the town of Joplin and spotted the vehicle parked in the front yard of a home, so an officer knocked on the door and roused a 55-year-old man, who admitted he and his girlfriend had "borrowed" the mower the night before. The man, whose name was not released, said the couple had been skinny-dipping in a creek, and came out to find their clothes had been stolen -- so they decided to hop on the mower and head home.
According to the police report, theft charges were being sought with the Jasper County prosecutor's office.
MAN SUES STRIP CLUB FOR “COERCING” HIM TO SPEND A BUNCH OF MONEY
In England, a man sued a strip club for “coercing” him to spend a third of his salary while he was blacked out.
Gil David got drunk at his friend’s bachelor party at the Spearmint Rhino and then woke up to a $10,000 bill.
As anyone who’s ever spent time in a strip club knows, your money can go very, very quickly in there. Drinks are expensive. The girls are even more expensive.
Well, Gil ended up getting a deal as he and the strip club agreed to settle. Which means, he pretty much got a discount price on the night of his life.
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