THE D.A. OF THE DAY - WEDNESDAY MAY 4TH

KF.....SEE YOU IN JAIL SUCKA...



A Florida woman proved chickens really can fly -- by tossing deep-fried hunks of the bird at a KFC employee who tried to stop her from taking two all-you-can-eat meals for the price of one.

Michelle Aiello ruffled a lot of feathers at the eatery by paying the buffet fee, then taking her son onto the chow-line to join her in downing the deep-fried delights. When a manager confronted her and demanded she pay for the second meal, she got extra crispy and began winging pieces of chicken at him, then poured her beverage over his head.

An officer who responded to the scene said that Aiello, who admitted to knocking back some white wine before visiting the Colonel, smelled strongly of alcohol and appeared "very intoxicated."

RUN FOR THE BORDER LEADS TO A RUN TO DENTIST..

An Alaska man is suing Taco Bell because, he claims, he broke his tooth while eating a chalupa.

Jahmeal Levy of Anchorage chomped down on his meal and discovered that the beef, cheese and lettuce were being held together by a metal bolt -- which probably wasn't supposed to be there. The hard object cracked his tooth and injured his gum. He spoke to the restaurant's manager, who took a picture of the object and told him to go to the hospital.

The fast food chain had offered the man a cash settlement, which he rejected. He's now suing for $100,000 to cover the cost of dental work that he needs.

ESCAPE BY THE OCEAN:

A Florida man accused of exposing himself in Miami Beach tried to run from police -- by jumping into the ocean and swimming to freedom.

The man, who has been identified as Adacia Howard Douglas, was seen exposing himself to adults and children, and someone called the police. When officers arrived, Douglas got the bright idea to escape by swimming across the Atlantic Ocean. Clearly, he didn't think his plan out very well, because the Atlantic Ocean is a pretty big body of water. Police say he was able to swim about the length of 11 blocks before he was finally captured.

He now faces charges of loitering, prowling and battery on a law enforcement officer.