TWANG TOWN LOWDOWN - WEDNESDAY JUNE 1ST

CARRIE UNDERWOOD: FAN SINGS TOO HARD



The Most Dedicated Carrie Underwood Fan award goes to a guy named Bern, who attended her concert in Ottawa, Ontario last weekend.

Bern tweeted a picture of himself in the hospital with an oxygen mask and the caption, "Carrie Underwood slayed me so hard in Ottawa. I sang along to every word and my lung flopped."

A concerned Carrie tweeted back, "What the what?! I hope you're alright! It was great to get to see you! Thanks for risking your life to be there!"

BRETT, BLAKE, JAKE: CMT AWARDS SOCIAL SUPERSTARS

Brett Eldredge, Blake Shelton, Jake Owen, Kelsea Ballerini, Lindsay Ell and Thomas Rhett are the inaugural nominees for the Social Superstar award at the upcoming CMT Music Awards.

The new category recognizes artists who are pioneering social media as a tool to regularly interact with fans through a multitude of platforms and apps. Fans can vote via Twitter and Instagram using the hashtags #CMTawards and a tag with the word "vote" and the artist's name.

So now Blake and Thomas are now neck-and-neck with Carrie Underwood, Cam and Chris Stapleton for the most nominations -- three each.

The winner will be announced during the CMT Music Awards on June 8th. Erin Andrews and football player J.J.Watt will co-host.

BRETT, THOMAS: TO HOST CMA MUSIC FESTIVAL SPECIAL

Brett Eldredge and Thomas Rhett have been tapped as hosts of the CMA Music Festival: Country's Night to Rock. The announcement was made this morning on ABC's Good Morning America.

Brett says, “I’ve played my heart out on every size stage at CMA Fest, from the crowds of 20 to the big stadium, because I love the energy of the festival and the country music fans so much."

Thomas adds, "Some of my favorite memories are me and my buddies sitting in the nosebleeds watching our heroes play. It's surreal and a huge honor to be hosting and performing on this stage."

The show, which is a recap of the festival, airs August 3rd on ABC.

D.A. OF THE DAY - WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1ST

WOOF WOOF, NOT BOOM BOOM:



A Texas man smoking pot at home got so stoned that he freaked out and thought he had been shot in the rear end.

Police in a small town outside of Waco received a call from a man in a mobile home saying he had been shot. Officers sent to investigate determined that what the man thought was a gunshot was actually a dog bite in the butt. It's believed that the man's pet was spooked by thunder and took a chunk out of the owner. The man was treated at the scene and released.
THIS IS NOT HOW YOU GET A HEAD IN LIFE:



You can't fix stupid. You can't wash it, either. A Chinese man trying to fix his washing machine made the mistake of sticking his head inside to get a better look at the drum -- and got stuck.

Friends tried to lube him up and pull his head free, but that didn't work. It took six firemen 40 minutes to saw through the machine to finally free him. He suffered only minor cuts but the washing machine is irreparable.

SPEEDSTER USES COMMON CENTS:

A Texas man, angry that he was given a speeding ticket for driving 39 mph in a 30 mph zone, protested the ticket by paying the fine in pennies.

Brett Sanders fought the $212 ticket in court and lost. When it came time to pay up, he walked into the municipal courthouse with buckets of pennies and dumped them all over the clerk's desk. He explained, "I didn't hurt anybody. I didn't endanger anybody's life. When my fine came due, I just decided I may as well pay with pennies and we'll make a big spectacle of it."

The hilarious moment was captured on video and uploaded to YouTube. The office staff had to spend three hours picking up the pennies and counting them. In the end, Sanders actually overpaid by more than 700 cents, which he didn't want back.

HOTLIST - Wednesday June 1st

THE BIGGEST LOSER: UNDER INVESTIGATION



The Biggest Loser could be in big trouble. The Los Angeles County Sheriff's Office is investigating the weight-loss show for allegedly giving contestants illegal narcotics.

This comes on the heels of a study that suggested the show may have permanently lowered contestants' metabolisms. Soon after that, 2008 contestant Joelle Gwynn claimed a trainer offered her drugs to help her lose weight. And season two contestant Suzanne Mendonca has threatened to sue, saying the show ruined her life and also alleging that contestants were given drugs.

In a statement, producers tell The Hollywood Reporter, "We believe these allegations are without merit and false. The safety and well-being of our contestants is, and has always been, paramount. Contestants are told at the start of the show that there is zero tolerance for any weight loss drugs. We prohibit the use of any illegal substances, in addition to the many other rules and procedures of the show that are designed to ensure safety."

THE SHIELD: STAR MICHAEL JACE GUILTY OF MURDER:

Michael Jace, who starred on The Shield, was found guilty of killing his wife Tuesday.

The 53-year-old shot April Jace in front of their two young sons in 2014. The actor, who played an LAPD officer on the FX series, was supposedly upset that she wanted a divorce.

The guilty verdict came after a weeklong trial. He faces 40 years to life in prison when he's sentenced June 10th.

THIS "O.G." DEFENDS RE-BOOT:

Dan Aykroyd has defended the new female-led Ghostbusters, which has been getting some hate online. On Facebook, the original Ghostbuster wrote, "Apart from brilliant, genuine performances from the cast both female and male, it has more laughs and more scares than the first 2 films plus Bill Murray is in it!" The reboot, starring Kristen Wiig and Melissa McCarthy, opens July 15th.

ANOTHER KARDASHIAN HAS A TV SHOW:

It's official -- Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna are getting their own spinoff reality show on E! The show, Rob and Chyna, will premiere before the end of the year.

TWANG TOWN LOWDOWN - TUESDAY. MAY 31ST

RANDY HOUSER: SEE PICS OF THE BIG DAY!



We're finally getting to see pictures from Randy Houser and Tatiana Starzynski's May 4th wedding at the Homestead Manor outside of Nashville.

People published the gorgeous pictures, including shots of Randy's son West, who served as his ring bearer, as well as some of his more famous guests -- including Lee Brice, Florida Georgia Line's Brian Kelley and Tyler Hubbard, Jamey Johnson, Dierks Bentley andJerrod Niemann.

BLAKE & GWEN: NO PROPOSAL - NO REJECTION

No, Gwen Stefani didn't reject Blake Shelton's marriage proposal. That's because, according to Gossip Cop, it never happened.

Last week, tabloid reports said that Blake had hidden a million-dollar engagement ring at the bottom of a bucket of fried chicken, and that when Gwen saw it, she turned her man down. According to those reports, she's worried about the age difference between her and Blake's ex, Miranda Lambert, and thinks he may not be ready to settle down like she has.

One problem: No such ring ever existed, at least if you believe Gossip Cop. The site says it can "exclusively report" that no such proposal ever occurred.

LEE BRICE: FIXES UP FALLEN SOLDIER'S TRUCK

Back in April, Lee Brice helped the widow of Troy Gilbert, an F-16 pilot killed in action in 2006, find her husband's old truck that he had sold right before he left for his deployment. Lee and his management team tracked down the truck and gave it to her during his set at the ACM Party for a Cause.

Little did the family know, Lee had much bigger plans in store for the truck, which he revealed to Gilbert’s family on the morning of Memorial Day. He couldn’t have picked a more fitting day to, once again, hand over the keys to their fallen soldier’s truck, which had been completely revamped. The truck now features Gilbert’s squadron on the front, his patches in the headrests, along with his silhouette on the tailgate.

Lee is set to play several festivals across the nation this summer.

DUSTIN LYNCH: FASHION MOGUL

Dustin Lynch has quietly launched Stay Country, a fashion and lifestyle brand which includes hats, T-shirts and accessories.

The singer had the idea in mind before he ever had a hit. He says, “If my music had not taken off, I would have been further down the road with this by now. Aside from my music, it’s the number-one focus in my life."

One thing you will not find in the line is his name plastered all over the apparel, which he wants to keep separate from his music.

Check out the line at StayCountryClothing.com.

THE D.A. OF THE DAY - TUESDAY, MAY 31ST

BOOZY BULLDOZER BUST:



An Alaska man who was hellbent on getting smashed decided to do it by smashing through the front window of a liquor store -- driving a stolen bulldozer.

Joseph Martin ran the front-end loader through the front of the spirit shop on Thursday, then climbed out and loaded the cab with armfuls of bottles he swiped off shelves. Cops responding to the scene had to pursue Martin on a long low-speed chase, during which he helped himself to a goodly bit of the borrowed booze, resulting in DUI accusations as well as the theft and vandalism charges.

A witness told police, "He's obviously a good driver, 'cause he was drunk off his butt but he was still driving really good. He didn't hit a car or nothing — and making those wide turns — he must have experience driving around the loaders or something."

BANKING BAD:

 

A Texas man made a real deposit "slip" by handing a bank teller a large stack of bills -- along with nearly a gram of crystal meth!

Louis Fueque Kent pulled into a drive-up window at the First Bank in Wichita Falls and dropped his deposit into the tube in front of the clerk, who opened the envelope and found the cash, a few checks and a folded up piece of paper that contained just under a gram of the drug. Since the deposit slip included Kent's name and address, cops had no trouble finding the 73-year-old and booking him on drug charges.

Clearly, a gram of meth would generate plenty of interest -- even at today's rates.

STALKER CAN'T KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT

A Pennsylvania man arrested for stalking a Philadelphia TV news reporter has not yet mastered the skill of keeping his big mouth shut.

32-year-old Christopher Nilan became obsessed with the female reporter and stalked her for a few months before he was finally arrested in January. He received an intermediate sentence, which will keep him locked up in jail until June 25th, after which he'll be confined to his house and monitored with a ankle bracelet for two years. Then he'll be on probation for 13 years.

After hearing all that, Nilan told the court he plans to resume his stalking as soon as his probation ends. He said, "I'm not going to give it up. I want to be with her. I'm the only person who can protect her."

The judge told him he needs to give up his fixation or face more jail time.

The HOTLIST - TUESDAY, MAY 31ST

MAMA JUNE: COMING TO A STRIP CLUB NEAR YOU...



Here's a sentence you probably never wanted to hear: Mama June is going on a strip-club tour.

Honey Boo Boo's mother is getting paid somewhere around $20,000 to appear at four different clubs around the country, including one in Las Vegas. But she's not part of the act -- she's just doing meet-and-greets.

This is actually June's second time hitting the strip-club circuit. She's apparently brought in big crowds to clubs earlier this year.

JOHNNY DEPP: HEARD  GRANTED RESTRAINING ORDER

Amber Heard was granted a temporary restraining order against Johnny Depp Friday after claiming he abused her.

The actress reportedly showed the judge photos of bruises she claims is from past assaults and said she also has video of an alleged altercation. Amber, who filed for divorce last Monday, says Johnny's abuse was triggered by drugs and alcohol.

His rep released a statement saying, “Given the brevity of this marriage and the most recent and tragic loss of his mother, Johnny will not respond to any of the salacious false stories, gossip, misinformation and lies about his personal life. Hopefully the dissolution of this short marriage will be resolved quickly.”

Though Johnny is staying mum on the allegations, his friends and family are coming to his defense. His ex Vanessa Paradis calls the domestic violence allegations “outrageous” and insists that he had “never been physically abusive” to her during their 14-year relationship.

His daughter with Paradis, Lily-Rose, posted a photo on Instagram of herself as a baby with her father and wrote, “My dad is the sweetest most loving person I know.” She added, “He’s been nothing but a wonderful father to my little brother and I, and everyone who knows him would say the same.”

Comedian Doug Stanhope, a friend of the actor, wrote a column for The Wrap claiming Amber is blackmailing his friend. Stanhope wrote that Depp once told him his wife was “threatening to lie about him publicly in any and every possible duplicitous way if he didn’t agree to her terms.”

Johnny and Amber, who wed 15 months ago, don't have a pre-nup.

THE OSBOURNES: MARRIAGE COUNSELING 

Ozzy Osbourne is incapable of taking care of himself.

He’s desperate to reconcile with Sharon Osbourne, who feeds and clothes Ozzy on a daily basis. A friend claims Ozzy’s been “groveling.”

She demanded they enter marriage counseling to talk through their recent separation. Ozzy agreed. He badly needs Sharon back and “he’ll go to any lengths necessary to repair the damage.”

So they recently sat down with a therapist. Ozzy probably did a lot of listening, while Sharon did all the talking.

CHARLIE SHEEN: SHEEN-OJIS

Charlie Sheen has gotten into the emoji game.

Following in the footsteps of Kim Kardashian and Ariana Grande, the actor has released Sheenojis. The 100 Sheen-inspired icons include his catchphrase "Winning!" and a caricature of his Hot Shots character, Topper Harley.

According to the app's description, "Sheenoji, Charlie Sheen's official emoji keyboard app, lets you share your inner Charlie with the world. Bring your tiger's blood to a boil! Release your inner man's man. Fire a torpedo of truth into the technosphere. And above all, be POSITIVELY NEGATIVE!"

The emojis should help Charlie pay his bills. His ex Brooke Mueller claims he owes $89,000 in back child support, and he was recently sued for owing nearly $300,000 in credit card debt.

Twang Town Lowdown - Wednesday May 25th

Steven Tyler Lends Music, Narration To TV Wildlife Show



Steven Tyler, Dave Matthews and Joan Jett may not be talking to the animals, but they'll be talking about them soon on your TV.

The three will join Christina Aguilera, Usher and Ellie Goulding as narrators in a unique six-show series called Hello World! It's slated to air as back-to-back episodes on the Discovery Channel over three consecutive Saturdays, starting on July 9th. Each artist voices one program, which is based around a song of theirs and tied into a specific wildlife-oriented theme, shot in the wild.

The episodes include:

Summer Wild, in which Tyler's recently-released country song "Red, White and You" serves as a backdrop to showing how North American prairie dogs, hawks, and wild mustangs spend their summers.
Save Me, in which Matthews follows rhinos, spadefoot toads, and manatees in their search for fresh water, and
Bad Reputation, in which Jett's song of the same name highlights the stories of many of the creatures we love to hate -- like wolves, alligators, and sharks -- and shows why they might just be getting a bad rap.

Luke Bryan: Makes Birthday Wishes Come True -

 

A few days ago, Luke Bryan found out about a five-year-old fan in the audience, whose birthday wish was to receive a hug from the country star, himself. He decided to make her dreams become a reality by bringing the birthday girl up on stage and having her sing along with his song "Someone Else Calling You Baby," before giving her exactly what she wished for: the hug of a lifetime.

Way Back Wednesday: John Michael Montgomery

John Michael Montgomery: "I Miss You a Little"

Album: 1996's What I Do Best

Stats: Peaked at number-six on the Billboard Country chart.

Background: John Michael wrote the song for his father, Harold, who died of cancer in 1994.

The D.A. Of The Day - Wednesday, May 25

Out Of The Frying Pan, Into The Pen...



A Wisconsin man is on the hook for seven years of jail time after he couldn't reel in a judge with a claim that his DUI bust was actually caused by eating too much beer-battered fish.

John Przybyla, who had nine previous drunk driving busts on his record, was pulled over for a broken tail light, then tested after the officer smelled alcohol on his breath. The 76-year-old suspect insisted it was just the fish, but was asked to take a breath test anyway, which he failed.

Przybyla struggled when a nurse sought to draw a blood sample for testing. According to the arrest report, he said “he was going to sue us for taking his blood because it was against his religion."

Smart Name, Dumb Criminal

A 16-year-old Florida kid who was convicted of shooting another teen three years ago was sentenced to more than eight years in prison on Monday, but it's his ironic name that's drawing chuckles.

Imagine how disappointed his parents must be considering they obviously had high hopes when they named him Le'Genius Wisdom Williams. Unfortunately, instead of being named valedictorian and becoming one of the greatest scholars of our time, Le'Genius turned out to be Le'Stupid and chose a life of crime. When he was 13, he shot a 15-year-old boy who luckily survived.

Le'Genius received an eight-year sentence for the shooting and an additional three years for a separate robbery.

Locked Out, Then Locked Up

A West Virginia man shot his way back into a Florida hotel room after locking himself out.

Charles Richardson, who was vacationing in St. Petersburg, left his card key inside the room and decided to save himself a trip to the front desk by simply shooting off the lock with the pistol he was carrying. That didn't work, so Richardson fired a second shot through a window in the hallway and went to chill in the lobby.

Cops called to the scene found the 35-year-old sitting, calm and unarmed. His weapon was outside the door where he said it would be. He's facing two counts of shooting in an occupied building.

The HOTLIST - Wednesday, May 25th

Bill Cosby: Facing 10 Years In Prison..



Bill Cosby will finally stand trial on sexual assault charges.

A Pennsylvania judge made the decision on Tuesday in a hearing. Afterwards, his attorney Brian McMonagal released a statement, saying, “Mr. Cosby is not guilty of any crime and not one single fact presented by the Commonwealth rebuts this truth. Though the Court decided the government reached the low threshold required for today’s preliminary hearing, we have no doubt this case ultimately will be resolved in Mr. Cosby’s favor."

The comedian faces three counts of felony indecent assault and 10 years in prison if convicted. He's accused of drugging and assaulting Andrea Constand in 2004.

Though dozens of woman have accused the star of sexual assault, this will be the first time he has gone to trial.

The news comes on the heels of revelations that Cosby once admitted in a deposition to having sex with teenage girls.

Paris Jackson: Honors Dad With New Tattoo

Paris Jackson has honored her late father by getting a tattoo of his Dangerous album cover.

The 18-year-old showed off her new ink on Instagram and wrote, "Never forget your roots, and always be proud of where you came from." The tat is on her forearm.

She also shared a quote from Michael's 1992 book Dancing the Dream: “The meaning of life is contained in every single expression of life. It is present in the infinity of forms and phenomena that exist in all of creation.”

This is Paris's second tattoo honoring the King of Pop. In April she had the words “Queen of My Heart” inked across her wrist in her dad’s handwriting.

Ozzy Osbourne: Mistress Inspired By Stalker Flick?

There are fresh allegations in the Ozzy Osbourne cheating scandal.

His mistress has a greater interest in Sharon Osbourne than Ozzy. A close family friend told the New York Post about the motives of Michelle Pugh. (quote) “She wants to be Sharon.”

Sounds as if Michelle was tragically inspired by the 1990s erotic thriller Single White Female.

Yesterday, Sharon Osbourne simply laughed off criticism that her daughter Kelly Osbourne tweeted Michelle’s private number. Kelly added the dig at Michelle that she’s your gal for “cheap chunky LOW-lights, a blow out, and a blowj**.”

The aftermath has been traumatizing for Ozzy, who’s been "ghosted." Michelle Pugh cannot go near him and Sharon won’t talk to him.

Dave Mirra: Suffered From CTE Before Suicide

An examination of Dave Mirra's brain has concluded that the BMX legend suffered from CTE, a neuro-degenerative brain disease brought on by repeated head injuries.

Mirra's family donated his brain following his death from a self-inflicted gunshot wound back in February. CTE has been linked to depression and dementia and is more commonly seen in pro football players. Mirra is the first-known extreme sports star to be diagnosed with it.

Twang Town Lowdown - Tuesday, May 24

Carrie Underwood: Will Open Sunday Night Football Again!





Carrie Underwood once again will star in the opening of NBC's Sunday Night Football.

This is the fourth year in a row she'll be "waiting all day for Sunday night." Faith Hill had the job before Carrie took over in 2013.

The Sunday Night Football crew posted a photo of Carrie about to belt out the theme song on Twitter.

If you need a refresher, here is last year's opener.

Little Big Town: New Album Coming Next Month



Little Big Town will release their sixth album, Wanderlust, on June 10th.


The group will sing the first song from the album, "One of Those Days," tonight (Tuesday) on the season finale of The Voice. The album, which was produced by Pharrell, grew out of a few writing sessions into a full-blown record. Karen Fairchild says, "Pharrell loves country music and is a huge fan of harmony. That shared passion and appreciation took us on a creative journey we had no idea would happen. The music feels like our worlds have collided in the best possible way."

Dierks Bentley: Beer With A Blackhawk

It's no secret that Dierks Bentley is a huge hockey fan. So imagine how excited he was to have Chicago Blackhawks defenseman Duncan Keith join him on stage to shotgun a beer during his show at the Hollywood Casino Amphitheater in Tinley Park, Illinois this past weekend. The moment was documented on Instagram.

It's not the first time Duncan showed up at one of Dierks's shows -- he and some teammates caught him on tour last year and brought the Stanley Cup with them. They also gave him a number-7 Blackhawks jersey.

Lady A Will Host ACM Honors:

Lady Antebellum will host this year's ACM Honors, which pay tribute to the artists who won awards that weren't televised during April's ACM Awards presentation.

Those honorees include Glen Campbell, Crystal Gayle, Eddie Rabbitt (awarded posthumously), Tanya Tucker, Carrie Underwood,Keith Urban, Jimmy Webb, Little Big Town and The Statler Brothers.

The 10th annual ACM Honors will be held on August 30th at Nashville's Ryman Auditorium. Performers and presenters will be announced in the coming weeks. The show will air on CBS in the fall.

The D.A. Of The Day - Tuesday, May 24th

Burglar Hosed By Vaccum-Wielding Momma



An Oklahoma woman showed a burglar just how badly his career choice sucks -- by fighting him off with a vacuum cleaner!

Kenneth Williams didn't realize that Nicole Williamson was at home with her toddler daughter when he tried to break into her house last week, but it didn't take long before he found out he was hosed. The victim's daughter saw Williams throw his backpack through an open window and start to climb in, and yelled out for her mom. Williamson says, "I was thinking like...kill him. I got a crutch and I started slamming him in the face with it and he wouldn't get down, so I picked up a vacuum out of the hallway and started slamming him in the face with the vacuum."

Williams begged the woman to give back his backpack and let him leave, but she and some neighbors detained him until cops could arrive.

Nut Busted Over Squirrels:

A Michigan man earned one of the nuttier police blotter entries in recent memory when cops hauled him in on charges of possessing weed, a gun and...a box of squirrels.

Ian Breiholz had pulled over his pickup truck to sift through some garbage by the side of the road, leading a homeowner to lodge a 911 complaint. Officers who responded to the scene tracked the 31-year-old to the vehicle, where they found a bag of unlicensed medical marijuana and a gun, which Breiholz isn't allowed to own, due to his criminal record.

But the most surprising find was a box containing several baby squirrels, which the suspect says he rescued during a previous dumpster-diving expedition. Arresting officers said it appeared that Breiholz was nursing the animals back to health, and noted, "That was his good side coming out."

The squirrels were turned over to Animal Control, which said they'll be released into the wild soon. Breiholz was released on his own recognizance and will appear in court this month.

Woman Buys Drugs, Shows Video To Cops

If you've just taken a video of yourself buying drugs from a dealer, who is the last person you should show the video to? If you answered a police officer, you're correct. And you're also a lot smarter than this Florida woman.

27-year-old Kathleen Laroche was pulled over for speeding. When the officer approached her, she apologized for speeding and weaving, and informed him that she doesn't have a license because hers was suspended. She was placed under arrest for driving with a suspended license, but before putting her in the back of his cruiser, the officer noticed a camera installed on her dashboard and asked about the video quality. He then asked if he could watch the video, and she said yes. She apparently forgot that right before she was pulled over, she'd visited a drug dealer to purchase cocaine and the deal was captured on the dashcam.

In addition to the suspended license charge, Laroche is now also facing drug charges. The man who sold her the drugs was also arrested after the officer drove to the location seen in the video and found him there.

 

The HOTLIST - Tuesday May 24th

Bill Cosby: Will stand trial



Bill Cosby's accusers will get their day in court.

A Pennsylvania judge has ordered the 78-year-old comic to stand trial for sexual assault. His defense attorneys had argued that the prosecution case relies solely on hearsay, but the judge says there's enough evidence to go to trial.

The news comes on the heels of revelations that Cosby once admitted in a deposition to having sex with teenage girls.

Brad Pitt: Rescues Young Girl From Frenzied Crowd:

Have no fear, Brad Pitt is here.

The actor was greeting fans outside the Canary Islands set of his new World War Two film Allied when he spotted a young girl being crushed by the frenzied crowd. So he pointed her out to bodyguards and then helped them lift the girl over the fence and into his gentle, caring arms. He spent a few moments with her caressing her head and making sure she was alright before waving goodbye and going back to work. The sweet moment, which is likely to make the girl the envy of women all over the world, was captured on video.

Kelly Puts Ozzy's Hairstylist On Blast:

Kelly Osbourne defended her mother by tweeting the phone number of Ozzy Osbourne’s lover.

Kelly got snarky as she revealed the private contact for Michelle Pugh, (quote) “Anyone looking for cheap chunky LOW-lights, a blow out, and a blowj** call (323) 9282323.”

Kelly believes Ozzy is not to blame for cheating on Sharon Osbourne. Kelly accused Michelle of “elder abuse." Decades of a rock 'n' roll lifestyle have left 67-year-old Ozzy in a state of permanent bewilderment.

Netflix: Goin' Steady With Disney

Starting in September Of This Year, Netflix will be the only place that you'll be able to stream all new Disney releases, including Marvel, Star Wars and Pixar movies. To check out what movies are heading to Netflix over the summer check out this little clip.(WARNING: A few clips feature a bit of NSFW language so watch at your own discretion...)