D.A. OF THE DAY - TUESDAY, APRIL 5TH

 

HANDS OFF THE SALAD

An Oklahoma woman who didn't appreciate being told not to use her bare hands to scoop up lettuce at a salad bar was arrested after using those bare hands to punch the off-duty cop who called her out.

A female sheriff’s deputy was having lunch with her two kids at a pizza restaurant when she watched 29-year-old Lindsay Williams helping herself to salad using her filthy meat hooks. Deputy Adebola Atoka informed restaurant employees, who replaced the salad with a fresh bowl, but a short time later, Williams was back to using her hands again. This time, Deputy Atoka told her to stop doing it, and Williams responded by punching her in the face.

On-duty officers were called to the restaurant and they arrested Williams for assault and battery.

THIS AIN'T NO CAKEWALK

  

A crook in Vermont thought it would be a piece of cake to cut a deal with a small-town cop -- by trying to bribe his way out of a bust by offering the officer a freshly baked confection.

Edward Corey was under investigation for grand larceny after his elderly father filed a report that he'd been taking thousands of dollars from a joint bank account without permission. Corey admitted he'd skimmed off a total of about seven grand because the older man "didn't deserve it," so prosecutors decided to take the case to trial.

The 62-year-old suspect had been writing letters to authorities asking if there was a way to cut a deal, but took things to another level last week by sending a cake, along with a note reading, "Cake is to sweeten the deal. Let's make it happen today."

The cake was photographed but destroyed without being eaten. The box was saved as evidence.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SON... HAVE A....STRIPPER.

If the title of "worst mom of the year" is up for grabs, a Florida woman is certainly doing her best to grab it.

The Tampa resident probably thought she was being the coolest mom of the year by hiring a stripper for her eight-year-old son's birthday party, but predictably, the move has done nothing but draw disgust and criticism from people all over the country -- especially on YouTube where a video of of the inappropriate birthday bash was posted.

The video has since been deleted, but not before thousands got a chance to see it and comment. The clip shows the half-naked dancer twerking in the boy's face, while he spanks her butt and throws cash at her. Many people are calling for the police to investigate and consider charges against the mother, but so far no charges have been reported.