Monday, April 4, 2016

D.A. Of The Day

 

NABBED IN CRAB GRAB



Connecticut cops pinched a couple for getting crabby and starting a brawl at an all-you-can-eat buffet -- because a guy got between them and the crab legs.

Clifford and Latoya Knight got so steamed after a 21-year-old man allegedly cut in front of them at the steam table that they cracked and started punching him in the face, knocking out one of his teeth in the process. The young man's mom caught wind of the action and decided to heat the situation up even further -- by letting loose a stream of pepper spray to subdue the couple.

The mom was not charged, but both Knights will have to face a judge to answer for the a-"salt" and battery.

HONEY GRAMS: 

  
A box of breakfast cereal got a couple of drug dealers snapped, crackled and popped over the weekend.
Police in Florida pulled over 19-year-old Efren Zuniga and 24-year-old Jose Moreno because of an equipment problem with their vehicle. The officer looked inside the car and saw a box of Honey Grahams. He asked to look inside and that's when he discovered 514 grams of cocaine, carrying an estimated street value of more than $14,000. Both men were charged with cocaine trafficking and were being held on $150,000 bail. 

WAS SHE IN THE PASTA-ING LANE?

British cops are on the hunt for a motorist who really put the "car" in carbs -- by driving down a busy highway while shoveling a bowl of pasta into her mouth.

Witness Mariusz Kedzior called police to report that he saw the woman tooling along at about 50 miles per hour, holding a fork with her right hand and the bowl in her left. He said she was happily scooping up mouthfuls of food while controlling the steering wheel with her legs -- and swerving from lane to lane.

Kedzior said, "As a truck driver, I have 11 years' experience of driving on the road and I have never seen anything like this. I have seen people drink coffee and so on at the wheel, but eating their lunch is just totally crazy."

It definitely shows she was not using her noodle.



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