D.A. OF THE DAY - THURSDAY JUNE 2ND

THAT'S NO BABYSITTER:



Two Idaho children got an unexpected bedtime story when a strange woman walked into their home and started chatting with them without permission -- before going postal and attacking cops sent to remove her from the house.

Rebecca Sue Ann Carter walked through the unlocked door of a stranger's house on Friday night and settled onto the family couch, where she started chatting with the two children who were the only ones in the room at the time. The homeowners heard the conversation and both went to the living room, then asked the clearly-intoxicated 35-year-old to hit the road.

When Carter refused to leave, the unidentified residents called 911 and summoned cops. At that point, Carter went ballistic, punching both responding officers in the face, then kicking at and biting them until they were able to subdue her. The arrest report says she was under the influence of both alcohol and some sort of narcotics.

GRABBING A PIZZA THE ALIMONY:

Although it might sound cheesy to folks on this side of the Atlantic, a judge in Italy has ruled that it's perfectly legal for a man to pay his monthly alimony bill entirely in pizza.

The man, who was identified only as "N.T." in court papers, runs a pizza joint in the town of Padua. He began sending his ex-wife hot pies instead of hot cash -- which left her with a case of heartburn so bad that she called a lawyer. But when the unhappy couple got in front of the judge, who happens to be female, the court ruled that a month's worth of slices qualified as payment enough.

For the record, the guy's agreement calls for him to send just over $300 per month to his ex, which translates to a pie a day. Here's hoping she's not lactose intolerant.

Kid Calls 911 on Dad.. For Running a Red Light

A five-year-old boy in Massachusetts has a bright future in law enforcement after ratting out his own father.

The kid, whose name is Robbie, was riding in the back of his father's car when he noticed that his dad ran a red light. So Robbie said he was going to call the police to report that he broke the law. Robbie's father explained to him that he made a right turn on red and that he was allowed to do that. But Robbie wasn't buying it and when they got home, he dialed 9-1-1 to report the violation.

He told the dispatcher, "My daddy went past a red light." The dispatcher then asked what happened next. Robbie said, "We had to go to the car wash and then he went past the red light." At that point, the dispatcher asked to speak to his father. Robbie's embarrassed dad got on the line, chuckled and said, "Oh no, I apologize." He assured the dispatcher that there was no emergency and no ticket was issued.