Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Today's IDIOT: Wednesday, December 2nd



A woman who wore a "Won't Be Caught" T-shirt as she stole $700 worth of merchandise from a Florida store has finally been caught after three months on the lam.
Surveillance cameras caught 21-year-old Shazonya Williams and a female friend swiping items from a Marshall's store. The accomplice was identified as Lexus Perry and arrested a few days later, but Williams in the "Won't Be Caught" shirt was able to evade authorities until late November when she was finally caught. Earlier this year, another Florida woman wearing the same shirt was eventually caught two months after stealing $1,500 of merchandise from a beauty supply store.




A 7-foot-4 Michigan man who robbed a 7-Eleven was never going to get away with the crime since there aren't many people around as tall as him. But it turns out his height didn't give him away -- his sister did.
19-year-old Damon Matthews wore a ski mask and carried a butcher knife into the convenience store at 3 a.m. and threatened to kill the clerk if he didn't hand over some money. The employee handed him $35 and several packs of cigarettes before he ran out of the store. The clerk told police that he thought the robber might be Matthews because he went to high school with the armed giant. Meanwhile, Matthews ran home and told his sister that he'd just robbed the store, and she ended up taking him to the police station to turn himself in because his height made him an obvious suspect.
Matthews is locked up on armed robbery charges.




A 23-year-old art student in Iceland is spending this entire week naked -- and on full display -- inside a large glass box.
Almar Atlason, a student at the Iceland Institute of Arts, calls it an experiment for his Methods and Solutions class. His fellow students can stop by anytime they care to watch him eat, sleep or, you got it, relieve himself into a plastic bag -- all while showing off the twig and berries. People can also provide him with food through an opening in the box. Here's the best part: you don't have to be in Iceland to watch him because he's live-streaming it on YouTube

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