A Georgia man is going to have a "ruff" time explaining himself to a judge when he appears in court to answer charges that he broke into a home -- by crawling through the doggy door while stark naked.
Neighbors spotted Jared Lemming hopping a fence before dropping to all fours and squeezing through the joint's pet entrance. Cops arrived while Lemming was still inside, and he told them he'd lived there a year or so ago and had just dropped in to do some laundry -- an excuse they didn't buy, given his lack of clothing.
According to the police report, officers had to use some force to subdue Lemming, since he wouldn't put his hands up when requested -- because he needed them to cover his junk.
POWDER OUTAGE?
A Florida crook showed a serious misunderstanding of the phrase "take a powder" -- by trying to aid his escape from cops by spraying himself with a fire extinguisher.
Anthony Dixon cut the power to a Family Dollar store to disable the alarm, then used a cinder block to break the store's front glass window. A witness heard the commotion and called 911 to alert police, who arrived to find a trail of white powder, which they followed to Dixon's hiding place inside the store.
He quickly confessed to the break-in for the purpose of stealing cigarettes and also copped to taking two fire extinguishers from a nearby apartment complex so that he could spray himself with the contents as a way to hide from authorities. He didn't explain how that might help.
BIRD FLIPPIN BRIDE ENDS UP IN BRAWL..WITH HER FATHER IN LAW
A Russian newlywed caused quite a rumble by flashing her new in-laws a finger -- and we don't mean the one with the ring on it.
The bride, identified only as "Lena," was partying hearty at her reception when the videographer came her way and caught her on very candid camera -- flipping the bird at him, or someone in range of the lens. Her new father-in-law, who was right behind the shutterbug, assumed he was the target, and bum-rushed the woman, screaming, "What the heck is this? Put your middle finger on the plate and I cut it with a knife!"
Another man, presumably a relative, also weighed in, saying, "Go on, kill her." Things escalated to the point where the father-in-law shoved "Lena" to the ground and kicked her before order was restored.
One Web-savvy Russkie named John Anvarbekov shrugged the whole thing off, saying, "This is just a typical Russian wedding."
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