WEIRD NEWS: You Want a Pizza Me?
A Massachusetts woman got a little too saucy during an argument over a pizza -- and ended up hitting an 11-year-old in the face with a metal sign she'd thrown at a restaurant worker.
Iesha Davis reportedly phoned in an order while sitting in the parking lot of the Framingham Sub Shop, but then went in a few minutes later to demand that the guy behind the counter throw some chicken on the pie for free. When Davis was told she could add the extra topping for a fee, she started screaming and pointing at a sign advertising a $17.99 deal -- which didn't include "deluxe toppings."
At that point, Davis flipped out and flipped the offending sign, opening up a cut on the face of the girl, who's the daughter of the employee who'd nixed the chicken. A judge has ordered Davis to stay away from the girl and the restaurant.
WEIRD NEWS: Bench Presser
A Florida man has a lot of people saying he should get the chair -- for assaulting an elderly woman because she wouldn't move from a city park chair that he claimed he'd "reserved."
Bruce Benard allegedly walked up to the 72-year-old stranger in Spanish Springs Town Square and confronted her about sitting in seats he had reserved for his friends and family. He demanded that she move before threatening to throw her off the chair -- and when she didn't respond quickly enough, he grabbed her wrist and twisted it, then stomped "very hard" on her foot.
When police arrived at the scene to take statements, Benard admitted he'd grabbed the woman, saying, “she should have moved and I have a right to stand up for myself and stand my ground.” He was booked on assault charges and released on $1000 bond.
WEIRD NEWS: One-Star Reviewer Drops a Deuce?
The owner of a restaurant in Washington, D.C. didn't just hold his nose and accept a crappy Yelp review -- he fired back, accusing the writer of pooping her pants in the middle of his eatery.
A Yelper named Emma C. offered up a scathing one-star critique of Nick's Riverside Grill, saying she'd been given the "worst service ever" and then overcharged by a rude bartender who charged her for multiple drinks, when she had just one happy hour cocktail. Not surprisingly, that generated a response from ownership, but not an apology.
Instead, the reply accused Emma of causing a real stink at the place -- by soiling herself and throwing away the stained undies before leaving the premises. He wrote, "You lost control of your bowels in the middle of our restaurant, and you proceeded to sit in it for the remainder of the evening. We had to reroute our other patrons so they didn't walk through your mess. You then proceeded to throw your underwear away in our trash can, and our poor manager working that night was left to clean up your feces."
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