DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?
A Florida man earned himself quite a grilling when he was pulled over for suspected drunk driving -- and handed the patrolman who'd stopped him a Ruby Tuesday's coupon instead of his driver's license.
The man, whose name was not released by cops, was swerving between lanes before hitting a median, leading the officer to go in for a closer look. When he did, he noticed the driver smelled strongly of alcohol, as well as vomit -- which was splattered all over his shirt. Asked if he'd thrown up on himself, the motorist said he didn't know -- and didn't seem entirely sure of where he was going, or where he'd just come from.
When the deputy demanded a driver's license, the man pulled out the burger coupon, and when told what the mistake was, he brought out another Ruby Tuesday’s coupon and asked, “Is this my driver license right here?”
After blowing a 0.219 and a 0.205 on breath tests, he was taken in on DUI charges.
I'LL BET YOU CAN'T....
An Indian man who has never been one to back away from a dare recently underwent four hours of surgery to remove a set of iron tongs from inside his body.
The 27-year-old's friends challenged him to swallow the utensil and didn't think he would be able to. Unfortunately, he lacks that all-important brain cell that distinguishes a bad idea and went ahead and did it. The tongs ended up getting stuck in his wind pipe and caused internal injuries.
Doctors were shocked when they saw his X-ray. They performed surgery to remove it and he is now listed in stable condition.
PLANE DROPS A DEUCE, HITS WOMAN...
A woman in India is recovering from a shoulder injury that she suffered when she was hit by a frozen chunk of human waste that fell from an airplane.
The 60-year-old was sitting inside her house when the icy toilet chunk crashed through the roof and struck her shoulder. Experts believe the chunk was "blue ice," a frozen mixture of urine and feces, which fell from an airplane toilet as it flew above the house. They also say the woman was very lucky that it didn't land on her head.
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