It's hard to imagine any circumstance when kissing a python on the lips would be a good idea, but a Chinese tourist decided to ignore common sense and went in for a smooch anyway.
The 29-year-old woman visited an animal park in Thailand last weekend and tried to give the python a little peck. But the snake wasn't exactly interested in some lovin' -- and chomped down on the woman's nose and refused to let go. The incident was caught on video, and you can hear bystanders screaming in horror as two snake handlers tried to pry the snake's mouth open.
NAKED PREACHER BUSTED AT WAFFLE HOUSE;
Police in Georgia arrested a naked woman who walked around a Waffle House restaurant preaching to customers and throwing punches and plates at them.
Witnesses say Jennifer Nicholson visited the Waffle House in Kennesaw, Georgia and preached to diners before stripping off her clothes and allegedly punching a woman in the nose, chest and arm. She then started throwing plates around. Another diner claims the woman grabbed him and put him in a bear hug.
When police arrived, they found Nicholson naked on her knees next to a booth that a man was sitting at. When she noticed the officers, she started screaming and throwing plates at them, so they Tased her. But the probe came loose, and she attacked the officers and scratched one of them on the chin. She was eventually subdued and taken into custody.
She's been hit with a bunch of charges, including battery, indecent exposure, criminal damage to property, and obstruction of officers.
CROOK GETS TEA-BAGGED
Trouble is brewing for a Florida man who's accused of crashing a stolen car he used in a home robbery -- then returning to the wreck to retrieve an iced tea bottle he thought might incriminate him.
Bryan Lindor is accused of breaking into the house with a 17-year-old accomplice, but fleeing the scene quickly after being scared off by a burglar alarm. They hopped into a hot Kia and sped away, but Lindor wrecked the vehicle and ran off on foot -- only to return a few minutes later when he remembered that he'd left the tea, with his fingerprints and DNA.
Lindor's mom insists that he's innocent and was using the phone at her home at the time of the crime -- to talk to his brother about getting a job as a security guard.
STONER SON ATTACKS MOM OVER POT EATING PUP
Police in Florida arrested a man after he beat up his mother -- because her dog had eaten his marijuana.
25-year-old Mackenzie Freeman, a pothead who lives with his 57-year-old mother, became angry after her dog got into his stash and chowed down. Freeman is accused of pushing his mom to the ground and hitting her in the head with a pair of pants. He also allegedly punched several holes in the wall.
As officers arrived at the home, Freeman took off running but was apprehended a short distance away. He admitted to pushing his mother to the floor but told cops that she deserved it. He was booked on charges of domestic battery, possession of drug paraphernalia, and resisting an officer. It's not known how much marijuana the dog ate or if it experienced any side effects other than the munchies.
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